I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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