dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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