Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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