If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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