I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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