It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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