can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We got so high we made milksteak
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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