my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
