My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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