He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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