Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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