The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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