Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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