he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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