i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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