did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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