nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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