was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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