3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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