I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
