soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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