So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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