Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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