When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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