You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
