I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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