the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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