i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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