I need help removing her.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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