I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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