So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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