Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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