Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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