awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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