if you like me you must not know who I am
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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