: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Pińatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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