Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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