i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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