do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
