Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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