I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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