What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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