Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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