you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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