Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
