Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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