I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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