Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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