I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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