that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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